I was told that this was funny.....
So I'm sitting outside in a little camp chair in my back yard reading with Dexter happily lying underneath my chair....and all of a sudden I hear this scampering noise. I look up and this squirrel comes running down the roof of my garage, stops, makes this horrible noise, and throws an acorn at me. That's right. A squirrel threw an acorn at me. So I picked it up and threw it back at him.
At least I didn't make him a decanter. Thanks to Mark for that freaky link.